How Boris Korczak Died
It was a terrible shock to find out that Boris Korczak had died. The news was taken very badly by everyone and was taken especially badly by Boris Korczak himself.
The news came one day in the form of a book which was titled "America the Vulnerable: How Our Government is Failing to Protect Us from Terrorism" and was written by Joseph D. Douglas Jr. & Neil C. Livingston.
It turns out that Boris had been dead all these years and nobody bothered to tell him.
Well, Boris wasn't about to take his death lying down so he made a few phone calls and ended up having lunch with Mr. Joseph D. Douglas.
To make a long story short, Mr. Douglas was very happy to hear about Boris' un-demise and gladly signed a copy of his book for Boris in which he welcomed him back among the living.
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Above you see the scanned picture of the cover of the book as well as Mr. Douglas' very warm wishes to Boris.
Boris said that it would have been nice to be notified that he had died at an earlier date.
